Inbox for in the night

[luxoraculi]

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[luxoraculi]

[ It's fine, he is also warm and she is happy to provide more warmth for him. His words have her snorting a laugh through her nose, and she reaches up to lightly flick one of his cheeks. ] No, I've no tips for you there. Other than to remind you that you are not allowed to do anything like that. Besides, you would get dirty, and there are insects in the ground. Also, it is cold.

[broplaints]

How about for yeeting myself into the lake? [Because honestly that's his other option here.]

[luxoraculi]

I'm unsure what a 'yeet' is. But it sounds unpleasant, so no. How about you stay here with me and be a nice pillow. [ Because that's your new job in life, Noctis. To be a convenient comfort for your stupid Oracle. Congratulations! ]

[broplaints]

[Oh dear tap dancing Shiva.] Uh... a yeet is kind of... it means a lot of different things? But in this case it means toss.

[luxoraculi]

Oh. [ Yeet is a stupid word and she already hates it but it's going to catch on and she hates that, too. ] Well, you are not allowed to do anything of the sort. You are far too comfortable to toss anywhere.

[broplaints]

Should I tell Ignis I'm sorry but I've got a new job as your pillow?

[luxoraculi]

Yes. He is also hired to become a pillow, if he so wishes it.

[broplaints]

He'll probably be glad to get rid of me. Give him more time to read and be boring.

[luxoraculi]

Be nice to Ignis. He enjoys reading. No more stealing books from him.

[broplaints]

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How do you know I do that?

[luxoraculi]

I have my ways of finding things out. I am an Oracle, I know these things.

[broplaints]

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He told you, didn't he?

[luxoraculi]

No, because I have eyes, Noctis.

[ Of course Ignis told her. But she's not going to say that. ]

[broplaints]

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You've never been around when I've done it.

[luxoraculi]

Are you sure about that? I see things, even when you think I don't.

[ Please, for Astral's sakes, let this make him paranoid so she has something to be amused about. Also, so that she can point at her eyes and point at him randomly... ]

[broplaints]

Are you trying to tell me you have eyes in the back of your head?

[You're not that scary, Luna.]

[luxoraculi]

I have eyes all over this house.

[ Is that what you think, Noctis? ]

[broplaints]

Yeah. And at least two sets of them belong to Ignis.

[That's what he knows.]

[luxoraculi]

They all very much belong to me.

[ He is dead ass wrong and she will prove it. At some point.

When she feels like it. ]

[broplaints]

Oh, so you're claiming him too now. Is there something I should know about?

[He'll be waiting.]

[luxoraculi]

I told you, you are both my pillows. Therefore, I have claimed you both. It is officially ordained.

[ Good. Because it's coming, Noctis. It's coming. ]