Inbox for in the night

[luxoraculi]

Text. Voice. Pictures. @ fleuret.

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[broplaints]

[Oh dear tap dancing Shiva.] Uh... a yeet is kind of... it means a lot of different things? But in this case it means toss.

[luxoraculi]

Oh. [ Yeet is a stupid word and she already hates it but it's going to catch on and she hates that, too. ] Well, you are not allowed to do anything of the sort. You are far too comfortable to toss anywhere.

[broplaints]

Should I tell Ignis I'm sorry but I've got a new job as your pillow?

[luxoraculi]

Yes. He is also hired to become a pillow, if he so wishes it.

[broplaints]

He'll probably be glad to get rid of me. Give him more time to read and be boring.

[luxoraculi]

Be nice to Ignis. He enjoys reading. No more stealing books from him.

[broplaints]

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How do you know I do that?

[luxoraculi]

I have my ways of finding things out. I am an Oracle, I know these things.

[broplaints]

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He told you, didn't he?

[luxoraculi]

No, because I have eyes, Noctis.

[ Of course Ignis told her. But she's not going to say that. ]

[broplaints]

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You've never been around when I've done it.

[luxoraculi]

Are you sure about that? I see things, even when you think I don't.

[ Please, for Astral's sakes, let this make him paranoid so she has something to be amused about. Also, so that she can point at her eyes and point at him randomly... ]

[broplaints]

Are you trying to tell me you have eyes in the back of your head?

[You're not that scary, Luna.]

[luxoraculi]

I have eyes all over this house.

[ Is that what you think, Noctis? ]

[broplaints]

Yeah. And at least two sets of them belong to Ignis.

[That's what he knows.]

[luxoraculi]

They all very much belong to me.

[ He is dead ass wrong and she will prove it. At some point.

When she feels like it. ]

[broplaints]

Oh, so you're claiming him too now. Is there something I should know about?

[He'll be waiting.]

[luxoraculi]

I told you, you are both my pillows. Therefore, I have claimed you both. It is officially ordained.

[ Good. Because it's coming, Noctis. It's coming. ]